The son of a high class call girl on the border of Germany and France, Von Douche was conceived from a smattering of upper classed gentlemen. Raised around naked and promiscuous women it is no wonder he went on to get his Doctorate in gynecological studies at Brown. Financially comfortable since he patented his water and vinegar solution, Von Douche looked for a challenge in life. His opportunity came with the American militaries “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. Favorite activity: Mens room poetry and after party. Member of: Boy scouts of America & NAMBLA
Since recording this, Von Douche has gone Rogue.