Born and raised in dallas texas where everything is bigger, big mac was born through the dates june 5th – june 7th during a 3 day extraction from the womb. Myth swirls around his birth weight but it’s said his first words at 6 months were… ‘are you going to finish that?’ Growing up Big Mac enjoyed many pizza delivery jobs. However they were short lived since very few made it to their destination. It’s fair to say big mac had a hunger for live that could not be satisfied. After several years of saving up for gastric bypass big mac took a trip to TJ in 2010 for the procedure. Having spent his savings on the surgery and donkey shows he returned to the USA and found a job using him incredible sense of smell. As the only drug sniffing human with the TSA big mac spends a lot of time with potential drug mules. He hopes one day to summon up the courage to ask one of the suspected but innocent mules on a date… Once he gets his GERD under control.
“Big Mack” Donaldson
